{"product_id":"basic-witch-absolutely-not","title":"Basic Witch ?  Absolutely Not","description":"A soft, mid-weight crewneck sweatshirt that brings cozy autumn vibes with a wink. The playful design — a steaming to-go coffee cup wearing a tiny witch hat beside the line \"This witch runs on coffee and poor decisions\" — lands with tongue-in-cheek charm on a deep black background. Wear it on cool coffee runs, while brewing pumpkin spice at home, or layered for low-key Halloween plans. The classic cut and ribbed collar keep the silhouette familiar and comfortable; subtle, durable stitching and tear-away neck label make it feel lived-in from the first wear. This sweatshirt reads like a small, private joke shared between friends who love caffeine, spooky seasons, and not taking themselves too seriously.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidery available on left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists\u003cbr\u003e- Made from a medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-polyester blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with ribbed collar reduces fabric waste and keeps shape\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs for long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes; DTF inner neck labels and printed wrist details\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53931754455383,"sku":"15996996412473393988","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53931754488151,"sku":"18353705724177706767","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53931754520919,"sku":"26289683328075884211","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53931754553687,"sku":"13265529966005929797","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53931754586455,"sku":"17298580275205767194","price":38.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0982\/0884\/2071\/files\/3749367326595126603_2048.jpg?v=1783095622","url":"https:\/\/midlife-mischief.co.uk\/products\/basic-witch-absolutely-not","provider":"Midlife Mischief","version":"1.0","type":"link"}