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£28.99
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Washing Instructions
HOW TO NOT RUIN THE BEST SHIRT YOU OWN
You've survived hormones, hot flushes, and people asking if you're "okay." You can definitely handle laundry instructions.
Washing:
Cold water only — max 30°C / 90°F. You're already running hot. The shirt doesn't need to join you.
Wash with similar colours. This isn't the time for mixing. You've earned the right to surround yourself with your own kind.
Turn it inside out. Protect that graphic like you protect your last good night's sleep — fiercely and without compromise.
No bleach. Ever. You're fading on your own schedule, thank you very much.
Drying:
Tumble dry on low heat. One of you is already running at 400 degrees. The shirt deserves better.
Remove promptly to avoid wrinkles. On the shirt, obviously. The ones on your face have earned their place and are staying.
Ironing:
Low heat only — steam or dry, your call. Much like a difficult conversation, apply gentle pressure and don't linger too long.
Don't iron directly on the graphic. Turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth. You've ironed out enough in life. Give yourself a break.
The Non-Negotiables:
No dry cleaning. This shirt is low-maintenance. Surround yourself with more things like it.
No fabric softener — the shirt doesn't need it, and frankly neither do you. Perfectly rough around the edges is a vibe.
THE SHIRT FOR WOMEN WHO ALMOST HAVE IT TOGETHER
Almost. The ducks are there. They're just not exactly in a row. One's wandered off, one's doing its own thing, and honestly, you've stopped chasing them. This tee is for the women who've realised that "mostly sorted" is an achievement worth celebrating. Soft, comfortable, and deeply, deeply relatable.
Why You'll Love It:
100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz. Lightweight and breathable — for when you're holding it together, more or less.
Classic fit, crew neck. Simple, versatile, and ready for whatever the day throws at your ducks.
Tear-away label. No irritating tags. One less thing to deal with.
Made with ethically grown US cotton. Certified by Oeko-Tex. At least some things are properly sorted.
The perfect gift for women 40+. For the one whose ducks are present, if not entirely in formation.
Designed for women who know that getting the ducks in the same postcode is close enough.
The Small Print:
Heather colours: 35% cotton, 65% polyester
Sport Grey & Antique colours: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
