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£28.99
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Washing Instructions
HOW TO NOT RUIN THE BEST SHIRT YOU OWN
You've survived hormones, hot flushes, and people asking if you're "okay." You can definitely handle laundry instructions.
Washing:
Cold water only — max 30°C / 90°F. You're already running hot. The shirt doesn't need to join you.
Wash with similar colours. This isn't the time for mixing. You've earned the right to surround yourself with your own kind.
Turn it inside out. Protect that graphic like you protect your last good night's sleep — fiercely and without compromise.
No bleach. Ever. You're fading on your own schedule, thank you very much.
Drying:
Tumble dry on low heat. One of you is already running at 400 degrees. The shirt deserves better.
Remove promptly to avoid wrinkles. On the shirt, obviously. The ones on your face have earned their place and are staying.
Ironing:
Low heat only — steam or dry, your call. Much like a difficult conversation, apply gentle pressure and don't linger too long.
Don't iron directly on the graphic. Turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth. You've ironed out enough in life. Give yourself a break.
The Non-Negotiables:
No dry cleaning. This shirt is low-maintenance. Surround yourself with more things like it.
No fabric softener — the shirt doesn't need it, and frankly neither do you. Perfectly rough around the edges is a vibe.
THE SHIRT FOR WOMEN WHO'VE OFFICIALLY USED THEM ALL UP
There was a time you had plenty to give. You distributed them generously — to other people's opinions, to unsolicited advice, to situations that frankly didn't deserve them. That time has passed. This shirt marks the occasion beautifully, with a retro floral heart graphic that's as unapologetic as you are.
Why You'll Love It:
100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz. Soft, lightweight, and comfortable — because you're saving your energy for things that actually matter.
Classic fit, crew neck. Timeless style with a message that's anything but subtle.
Tear-away label. No irritating tags. You've already eliminated enough irritations from your life.
Made with ethically grown US cotton. Certified by Oeko-Tex. Doing the right thing, without making a fuss about it.
The perfect gift for women 40+. For the ones who've finally, gloriously, run out.
Designed for women who've reached the liberating conclusion that their f*cks are a finite resource — and they're spending them wisely from now on.
The Small Print:
Available in Light Blue, White, Black, and Natural
