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£28.99
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Washing Instructions
HOW TO NOT RUIN THE BEST SHIRT YOU OWN
You've survived hormones, hot flushes, and people asking if you're "okay." You can definitely handle laundry instructions.
Washing:
Cold water only — max 30°C / 90°F. You're already running hot. The shirt doesn't need to join you.
Wash with similar colours. This isn't the time for mixing. You've earned the right to surround yourself with your own kind.
Turn it inside out. Protect that graphic like you protect your last good night's sleep — fiercely and without compromise.
No bleach. Ever. You're fading on your own schedule, thank you very much.
Drying:
Tumble dry on low heat. One of you is already running at 400 degrees. The shirt deserves better.
Remove promptly to avoid wrinkles. On the shirt, obviously. The ones on your face have earned their place and are staying.
Ironing:
Low heat only — steam or dry, your call. Much like a difficult conversation, apply gentle pressure and don't linger too long.
Don't iron directly on the graphic. Turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth. You've ironed out enough in life. Give yourself a break.
The Non-Negotiables:
No dry cleaning. This shirt is low-maintenance. Surround yourself with more things like it.
No fabric softener — the shirt doesn't need it, and frankly neither do you. Perfectly rough around the edges is a vibe.
Not everyone gets you. Not everyone needs to. You stopped explaining yourself somewhere around the third decade of life, and honestly? Best decision you ever made.
This tee is for the women who've stopped shrinking to fit the room — and started owning it instead. Unapologetically, comfortably, in seriously soft cotton.
Why You'll Love It
Soft, breathable 100% cotton — because you deserve comfort as much as you deserve to be yourself
Classic crew neck with a relaxed, regular fit that works for every body
Bold graphic print that says exactly what needs saying — no explanation required
Available in Light Blue, Sport Grey, White, Azalea, and Natural — pick your shade, wear it with zero apology
The Perfect Gift
Know someone who's finally, gloriously stopped trying to be everyone's cup of tea? This is the tee that says "I see you, I celebrate you, and I'm not for everyone either." Pair it with a raised eyebrow and absolutely no regrets.
