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£28.99
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Washing Instructions
HOW TO NOT RUIN THE BEST SHIRT YOU OWN
You've survived hormones, hot flushes, and people asking if you're "okay." You can definitely handle laundry instructions.
Washing:
Cold water only — max 30°C / 90°F. You're already running hot. The shirt doesn't need to join you.
Wash with similar colours. This isn't the time for mixing. You've earned the right to surround yourself with your own kind.
Turn it inside out. Protect that graphic like you protect your last good night's sleep — fiercely and without compromise.
No bleach. Ever. You're fading on your own schedule, thank you very much.
Drying:
Tumble dry on low heat. One of you is already running at 400 degrees. The shirt deserves better.
Remove promptly to avoid wrinkles. On the shirt, obviously. The ones on your face have earned their place and are staying.
Ironing:
Low heat only — steam or dry, your call. Much like a difficult conversation, apply gentle pressure and don't linger too long.
Don't iron directly on the graphic. Turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth. You've ironed out enough in life. Give yourself a break.
The Non-Negotiables:
No dry cleaning. This shirt is low-maintenance. Surround yourself with more things like it.
No fabric softener — the shirt doesn't need it, and frankly neither do you. Perfectly rough around the edges is a vibe.
No more sugarcoating. Not even a little bit.
The years of softening the truth, cushioning the feedback, and wrapping the honest answer in seventeen layers of politeness are over. She's done. She will tell you exactly what she thinks, in plain English, with full eye contact. This tee is the heads-up.
Wear it as a warning. Wear it as a gift to everyone around you. Wear it and say exactly what you mean — for once.
100% ring-spun cotton, soft and breathable
Feminine fitted cut — true to size, size up if you prefer a more relaxed fit.
Tear-away label for all-day comfort
Printed to order via DTG — made just for you
Available in Light Blue, Navy, Royal, Sport Grey, White and Azalea, sizes S–2XL
The perfect tee for women who are done with the sugarcoating. The truth is out. And it's wearing a tee.
