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Washing Instructions
HOW TO NOT RUIN THE BEST SHIRT YOU OWN
You've survived hormones, hot flushes, and people asking if you're "okay." You can definitely handle laundry instructions.
Washing:
Cold water only — max 30°C / 90°F. You're already running hot. The shirt doesn't need to join you.
Wash with similar colours. This isn't the time for mixing. You've earned the right to surround yourself with your own kind.
Turn it inside out. Protect that graphic like you protect your last good night's sleep — fiercely and without compromise.
No bleach. Ever. You're fading on your own schedule, thank you very much.
Drying:
Tumble dry on low heat. One of you is already running at 400 degrees. The shirt deserves better.
Remove promptly to avoid wrinkles. On the shirt, obviously. The ones on your face have earned their place and are staying.
Ironing:
Low heat only — steam or dry, your call. Much like a difficult conversation, apply gentle pressure and don't linger too long.
Don't iron directly on the graphic. Turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth. You've ironed out enough in life. Give yourself a break.
The Non-Negotiables:
No dry cleaning. This shirt is low-maintenance. Surround yourself with more things like it.
No fabric softener — the shirt doesn't need it, and frankly neither do you. Perfectly rough around the edges is a vibe.
THE SHIRT FOR WOMEN WHO'VE GRADUATED BEYOND ALL OF IT
There was a time when drama was entertaining. Compelling, even. That time was a long time ago. Now you've got better things to do, better people to see, and absolutely no interest in whatever the latest situation is. This vintage sunglasses graphic tee says it all — without you having to say a word.
Why You'll Love It:
100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz. Soft, lightweight, and as unbothered as you are.
Classic fit, crew neck. Effortlessly cool, because that's the only way you do things now.
Tear-away label. No irritating tags. You've eliminated enough unnecessary irritations from your life.
Made with ethically grown US cotton. Certified by Oeko-Tex. Doing the right thing, without the drama.
The perfect gift for women 40+. For the ones who've seen it all, done most of it, and are thoroughly over the rest.
Designed for women who know that the best response to drama is a pair of sunglasses and a very slow walk in the other direction.
The Small Print:
Available in Light Blue, Navy, White, Black, and Natural
