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Washing Instructions
HOW TO NOT RUIN THE BEST SHIRT YOU OWN
You've survived hormones, hot flushes, and people asking if you're "okay." You can definitely handle laundry instructions.
Washing:
Cold water only — max 30°C / 90°F. You're already running hot. The shirt doesn't need to join you.
Wash with similar colours. This isn't the time for mixing. You've earned the right to surround yourself with your own kind.
Turn it inside out. Protect that graphic like you protect your last good night's sleep — fiercely and without compromise.
No bleach. Ever. You're fading on your own schedule, thank you very much.
Drying:
Tumble dry on low heat. One of you is already running at 400 degrees. The shirt deserves better.
Remove promptly to avoid wrinkles. On the shirt, obviously. The ones on your face have earned their place and are staying.
Ironing:
Low heat only — steam or dry, your call. Much like a difficult conversation, apply gentle pressure and don't linger too long.
Don't iron directly on the graphic. Turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth. You've ironed out enough in life. Give yourself a break.
The Non-Negotiables:
No dry cleaning. This shirt is low-maintenance. Surround yourself with more things like it.
No fabric softener — the shirt doesn't need it, and frankly neither do you. Perfectly rough around the edges is a vibe.
Black crew neck tee with bold white lettering and a playful sunglasses icon. The oversized block type reads across the chest, creating a modern, graphic look that stands out in photos and in crowds. Lightweight ring‑spun cotton and a smooth print surface keep the design crisp while remaining comfortable for long days of celebration. Wear it during pre-wedding hangs, rehearsal dinners, or travel days to and from the venue — it reads like a badge of camaraderie and lighthearted fun. The simple palette pairs easily with denim, shorts, or layered under a jacket for a relaxed, coordinated group look.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel - Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching - DTG/DTF printed graphics for crisp, durable white ink on black fabric - OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced materials; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
