MAID OF HONOUR. T-Shirt — Humorous Groomsmens' Wedding Tee
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£15.31
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Washing Instructions
HOW TO NOT RUIN THE BEST SHIRT YOU OWN
You've survived hormones, hot flushes, and people asking if you're "okay." You can definitely handle laundry instructions.
Washing:
Cold water only — max 30°C / 90°F. You're already running hot. The shirt doesn't need to join you.
Wash with similar colours. This isn't the time for mixing. You've earned the right to surround yourself with your own kind.
Turn it inside out. Protect that graphic like you protect your last good night's sleep — fiercely and without compromise.
No bleach. Ever. You're fading on your own schedule, thank you very much.
Drying:
Tumble dry on low heat. One of you is already running at 400 degrees. The shirt deserves better.
Remove promptly to avoid wrinkles. On the shirt, obviously. The ones on your face have earned their place and are staying.
Ironing:
Low heat only — steam or dry, your call. Much like a difficult conversation, apply gentle pressure and don't linger too long.
Don't iron directly on the graphic. Turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth. You've ironed out enough in life. Give yourself a break.
The Non-Negotiables:
No dry cleaning. This shirt is low-maintenance. Surround yourself with more things like it.
No fabric softener — the shirt doesn't need it, and frankly neither do you. Perfectly rough around the edges is a vibe.
A soft, everyday tee that speaks with quiet confidence. This lightweight cotton shirt carries bold, clean lettering that reads like a private joke: large block type stacked with a smaller, playful line beneath. It sits relaxed on the shoulders and drapes easily — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to be comfortable but still make a clear statement. Wear it to rehearsal, rehearsal dinner, or during the long, laugh-filled drive to the venue. The fabric feels smooth against skin and keeps its shape after repeated wear. It’s simple, steady, and slightly tongue-in-cheek — a familiar companion for the person who enjoys levity and low-key style.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth handfeel - Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - Pearlized tear-away label for added wearing comfort and easy rebranding - DTG/DTF printed details: durable sleeve and neck prints using Direct-to-Film and Direct-to-Garment methods
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
