Multitasker Wine Tee — "I Can Worry, Forget & Pour Wine All at Once" T-Shirt
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£28.99
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Washing Instructions
HOW TO NOT RUIN THE BEST SHIRT YOU OWN
You've survived hormones, hot flushes, and people asking if you're "okay." You can definitely handle laundry instructions.
Washing:
Cold water only — max 30°C / 90°F. You're already running hot. The shirt doesn't need to join you.
Wash with similar colours. This isn't the time for mixing. You've earned the right to surround yourself with your own kind.
Turn it inside out. Protect that graphic like you protect your last good night's sleep — fiercely and without compromise.
No bleach. Ever. You're fading on your own schedule, thank you very much.
Drying:
Tumble dry on low heat. One of you is already running at 400 degrees. The shirt deserves better.
Remove promptly to avoid wrinkles. On the shirt, obviously. The ones on your face have earned their place and are staying.
Ironing:
Low heat only — steam or dry, your call. Much like a difficult conversation, apply gentle pressure and don't linger too long.
Don't iron directly on the graphic. Turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth. You've ironed out enough in life. Give yourself a break.
The Non-Negotiables:
No dry cleaning. This shirt is low-maintenance. Surround yourself with more things like it.
No fabric softener — the shirt doesn't need it, and frankly neither do you. Perfectly rough around the edges is a vibe.
THE TEE FOR WOMEN WHO CAN DO IT ALL — SIMULTANEOUSLY AND SLIGHTLY CHAOTICALLY
Worrying? Happening. Forgetting what you walked into the room for? Absolutely. Pouring wine? Already on it. This tee is for the women who have mastered the art of doing several things at once — none of them particularly well, all of them with tremendous commitment.
Why You'll Love It:
100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz. Soft, breathable, and as reliable as your corkscrew.
Slim fit, crew neck. Flattering and effortless — because you've got enough on your plate already.
DTG printed graphic. Bold, vibrant, and wash-resistant. The statement holds up, even after the third glass.
Tear-away label. No unnecessary irritations. You've got a full worry list — the label isn't on it.
The perfect gift for women 40+. For the ones who multitask magnificently and forget what they were doing magnificently.
Designed for women who are doing their absolute best, in several directions, all at once. Cheers to that.
