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£28.99
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Washing Instructions
HOW TO NOT RUIN THE BEST SHIRT YOU OWN
You've survived hormones, hot flushes, and people asking if you're "okay." You can definitely handle laundry instructions.
Washing:
Cold water only — max 30°C / 90°F. You're already running hot. The shirt doesn't need to join you.
Wash with similar colours. This isn't the time for mixing. You've earned the right to surround yourself with your own kind.
Turn it inside out. Protect that graphic like you protect your last good night's sleep — fiercely and without compromise.
No bleach. Ever. You're fading on your own schedule, thank you very much.
Drying:
Tumble dry on low heat. One of you is already running at 400 degrees. The shirt deserves better.
Remove promptly to avoid wrinkles. On the shirt, obviously. The ones on your face have earned their place and are staying.
Ironing:
Low heat only — steam or dry, your call. Much like a difficult conversation, apply gentle pressure and don't linger too long.
Don't iron directly on the graphic. Turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth. You've ironed out enough in life. Give yourself a break.
The Non-Negotiables:
No dry cleaning. This shirt is low-maintenance. Surround yourself with more things like it.
No fabric softener — the shirt doesn't need it, and frankly neither do you. Perfectly rough around the edges is a vibe.
THE SHIRT FOR WOMEN RUNNING ON EMPTY
2%. That's all that's left. And honestly? You're using it wisely. This shirt is for the women who've mastered the art of showing up — just enough — while quietly counting down to the moment they can go home and recharge in peace.
Why You'll Love It:
100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz. Lightweight comfort for women who are conserving every last bit of energy.
Classic fit, crew neck. Effortlessly stylish — because looking good shouldn't drain the battery further.
Tear-away label. No scratchy tags. You've got enough irritations in your life already.
Made with ethically grown US cotton. Certified by Oeko-Tex. Doing the right thing, quietly and without fuss.
The perfect gift for women 40+. For the ones who know exactly what 2% feels like — and wear it with pride.
Designed for women who've learned that protecting their energy is the ultimate power move.
The Small Print: Heather colours: 35% cotton, 65% polyester. Sport Grey & Antique colours: 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
