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£28.99
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*** Midlife Approved ***
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Soft Enough For Mood Swings
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Washing Instructions
HOW TO NOT RUIN THE BEST SHIRT YOU OWN
You've survived hormones, hot flushes, and people asking if you're "okay." You can definitely handle laundry instructions.
Washing:
Cold water only — max 30°C / 90°F. You're already running hot. The shirt doesn't need to join you.
Wash with similar colours. This isn't the time for mixing. You've earned the right to surround yourself with your own kind.
Turn it inside out. Protect that graphic like you protect your last good night's sleep — fiercely and without compromise.
No bleach. Ever. You're fading on your own schedule, thank you very much.
Drying:
Tumble dry on low heat. One of you is already running at 400 degrees. The shirt deserves better.
Remove promptly to avoid wrinkles. On the shirt, obviously. The ones on your face have earned their place and are staying.
Ironing:
Low heat only — steam or dry, your call. Much like a difficult conversation, apply gentle pressure and don't linger too long.
Don't iron directly on the graphic. Turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth. You've ironed out enough in life. Give yourself a break.
The Non-Negotiables:
No dry cleaning. This shirt is low-maintenance. Surround yourself with more things like it.
No fabric softener — the shirt doesn't need it, and frankly neither do you. Perfectly rough around the edges is a vibe.
THE SHIRT THAT DEFINES THE UNDEFINABLE
Night sweats (noun): The body's enthusiastic attempt to remind you, at 3am, that midlife is not for the faint-hearted. Or the dry-sheeted. This tee is for the women who've woken up drenched, laughed about it, and gone back to sleep like the absolute legends they are. Soft, comfortable, and gloriously relatable.
Why You'll Love It:
100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz. Lightweight and breathable — because you're already generating enough heat, thank you very much.
Classic fit, crew neck. Simple, versatile, and ready for the day after the night before.
Tear-away label. No irritating tags. You've got enough irritations at 3am already.
Made with ethically grown US cotton. Certified by Oeko-Tex. Doing the right thing, no performance required.
The perfect gift for women 40+. For the ones who've earned the right to laugh at their own thermostat.
Designed for women who know that if you can't sleep through it, you might as well wear it.
The Small Print:
Heather colours: 35% cotton, 65% polyester
Sport Grey & Antique colours: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
