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⭐ Printed to order • Premium quality • Made to last • Created for women who embrace midlife with humour
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Washing Instructions
HOW TO NOT RUIN THE BEST SHIRT YOU OWN
You've survived hormones, hot flushes, and people asking if you're "okay." You can definitely handle laundry instructions.
Washing:
Cold water only — max 30°C / 90°F. You're already running hot. The shirt doesn't need to join you.
Wash with similar colours. This isn't the time for mixing. You've earned the right to surround yourself with your own kind.
Turn it inside out. Protect that graphic like you protect your last good night's sleep — fiercely and without compromise.
No bleach. Ever. You're fading on your own schedule, thank you very much.
Drying:
Tumble dry on low heat. One of you is already running at 400 degrees. The shirt deserves better.
Remove promptly to avoid wrinkles. On the shirt, obviously. The ones on your face have earned their place and are staying.
Ironing:
Low heat only — steam or dry, your call. Much like a difficult conversation, apply gentle pressure and don't linger too long.
Don't iron directly on the graphic. Turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth. You've ironed out enough in life. Give yourself a break.
The Non-Negotiables:
No dry cleaning. This shirt is low-maintenance. Surround yourself with more things like it.
No fabric softener — the shirt doesn't need it, and frankly neither do you. Perfectly rough around the edges is a vibe.
THE TEE FOR WHEN YOU'RE PRESENT IN BODY ONLY.
Out of office. Not on holiday — just running on airplane mode. This heavyweight garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee wears like an old favourite from the first pull: soft, lived-in, and quietly hilarious. The muted vintage tone and simple OUT OF OFFICE chest print say everything you can't be bothered to say out loud. Perfect for slow Sundays, school run autopilot, and any day you've mentally clocked off before 9am.
Why You'll Love It:
Comfort Colors garment-dyed tee. That signature soft, broken-in feel from the very first wear.
100% ring-spun US cotton, 6.1 oz. Heavyweight comfort that feels grounded and familiar — unlike your attention span.
Garment-dyed finish. Rich, vintage colour and texture that only gets better with wear.
Relaxed fit, crew neck. Easy, unfussy, and forgiving — exactly your energy today.
Tubular knit, no side seams. Double-needle stitched for long-lasting construction.
Sizes S–4XL. Pre-shrunk with a sewn-in label. No surprises.
The perfect gift for women 40+. For the ones who've earned the right to switch off in style.
Designed for women who know that “out of office” isn't a status — it's a lifestyle. And it looks great on you.
