Pa.tience Menopause Slogan T-Shirt

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Pa.tience T-Shirt

Size: Please choose a size

Color: White

Light Blue

Sport Grey

White

Azalea

£28.99

UK Postage Included | Europe €5.99 | Worldwide $7.99

FREE WORLDWIDE OVER €50 / $50

*** Midlife Approved ***

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Soft Enough For Mood Swings

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No Waiting, We Hate That Too

Washing Instructions

HOW TO NOT RUIN THE BEST SHIRT YOU OWN

You've survived hormones, hot flushes, and people asking if you're "okay." You can definitely handle laundry instructions.

Washing:

Cold water only — max 30°C / 90°F. You're already running hot. The shirt doesn't need to join you.
Wash with similar colours. This isn't the time for mixing. You've earned the right to surround yourself with your own kind.
Turn it inside out. Protect that graphic like you protect your last good night's sleep — fiercely and without compromise.
No bleach. Ever. You're fading on your own schedule, thank you very much.

Drying:

Tumble dry on low heat. One of you is already running at 400 degrees. The shirt deserves better.
Remove promptly to avoid wrinkles. On the shirt, obviously. The ones on your face have earned their place and are staying.

Ironing:

Low heat only — steam or dry, your call. Much like a difficult conversation, apply gentle pressure and don't linger too long.
Don't iron directly on the graphic. Turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth. You've ironed out enough in life. Give yourself a break.

The Non-Negotiables:

No dry cleaning. This shirt is low-maintenance. Surround yourself with more things like it.
No fabric softener — the shirt doesn't need it, and frankly neither do you. Perfectly rough around the edges is a vibe.

You used to have it. Loads of it. Now? It's somewhere between the missing car keys and the third hot flush of the morning.

This tee doesn't sugarcoat it — and neither do you. Whether it's the school run, the work meeting, or just someone breathing too loudly, your patience has officially left the building. And honestly? Fair enough.

Why You'll Love It

Soft, breathable 100% cotton — because you're already running hot, you don't need your clothes making it worse
Classic crew neck with a relaxed, regular fit that works for every body, every mood, every day
Bold statement print that says everything you're thinking but are too tired to actually say out loud
Available in Light Blue, Sport Grey, White, and Azalea — pick your vibe (or your warning level)

The Perfect Gift

Know someone whose patience packed its bags and moved out? This tee is the gift that says "I see you, I get it, and you're doing brilliantly." Pair it with a large glass of something cold and zero apologies.