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£28.99
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Washing Instructions
HOW TO NOT RUIN THE BEST SHIRT YOU OWN
You've survived hormones, hot flushes, and people asking if you're "okay." You can definitely handle laundry instructions.
Washing:
Cold water only — max 30°C / 90°F. You're already running hot. The shirt doesn't need to join you.
Wash with similar colours. This isn't the time for mixing. You've earned the right to surround yourself with your own kind.
Turn it inside out. Protect that graphic like you protect your last good night's sleep — fiercely and without compromise.
No bleach. Ever. You're fading on your own schedule, thank you very much.
Drying:
Tumble dry on low heat. One of you is already running at 400 degrees. The shirt deserves better.
Remove promptly to avoid wrinkles. On the shirt, obviously. The ones on your face have earned their place and are staying.
Ironing:
Low heat only — steam or dry, your call. Much like a difficult conversation, apply gentle pressure and don't linger too long.
Don't iron directly on the graphic. Turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth. You've ironed out enough in life. Give yourself a break.
The Non-Negotiables:
No dry cleaning. This shirt is low-maintenance. Surround yourself with more things like it.
No fabric softener — the shirt doesn't need it, and frankly neither do you. Perfectly rough around the edges is a vibe.
MEMBERSHIP HAS ITS PRIVILEGES. MAINLY ICED COFFEE.
You didn't choose the iced coffee life. The iced coffee life chose you — and honestly, it's the best decision either of you ever made. This tee makes it official, personalised with your name so everyone knows exactly who's running this club. Soft, comfortable, and best worn with a large oat milk latte in hand.
Why You'll Love It:
100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz. Lightweight comfort for women who take their coffee cold and their opinions hot.
Classic fit, crew neck. Relaxed style that works whether you're on your first iced coffee or your fourth.
Personalised with your name. Because the club president deserves top billing. Add your name in the personalisation field at checkout.
Tear-away label. No irritating tags. You've eliminated enough irritations from your life already.
Made with ethically grown US cotton. Certified by Oeko-Tex. Doing the right thing, no performance required.
The perfect gift for women 40+. For the ones who've earned their daily iced coffee — and then some.
Designed for women who know that iced coffee isn't just a drink. It's a personality, a coping mechanism, and a lifestyle. In that order.
