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£28.99
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Washing Instructions
HOW TO NOT RUIN THE BEST SHIRT YOU OWN
You've survived hormones, hot flushes, and people asking if you're "okay." You can definitely handle laundry instructions.
Washing:
Cold water only — max 30°C / 90°F. You're already running hot. The shirt doesn't need to join you.
Wash with similar colours. This isn't the time for mixing. You've earned the right to surround yourself with your own kind.
Turn it inside out. Protect that graphic like you protect your last good night's sleep — fiercely and without compromise.
No bleach. Ever. You're fading on your own schedule, thank you very much.
Drying:
Tumble dry on low heat. One of you is already running at 400 degrees. The shirt deserves better.
Remove promptly to avoid wrinkles. On the shirt, obviously. The ones on your face have earned their place and are staying.
Ironing:
Low heat only — steam or dry, your call. Much like a difficult conversation, apply gentle pressure and don't linger too long.
Don't iron directly on the graphic. Turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth. You've ironed out enough in life. Give yourself a break.
The Non-Negotiables:
No dry cleaning. This shirt is low-maintenance. Surround yourself with more things like it.
No fabric softener — the shirt doesn't need it, and frankly neither do you. Perfectly rough around the edges is a vibe.
THE SHIRT FOR WOMEN WHO'VE OFFICIALLY CLOCKED OUT
Retirement (noun): the art of doing absolutely nothing and calling it everything. This shirt is for the women who've earned every single day of it — and aren't afraid to define it on their own terms. Soft, comfortable, and gloriously unapologetic.
Why You'll Love It:
100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz. Lightweight comfort for women who've got nowhere to be and all day to get there.
Classic fit, crew neck. Timeless style that works whether you're brunching, gardening, or doing absolutely nothing.
Tear-away label. No irritating tags. You've dealt with enough irritations over the years.
Made with ethically grown US cotton. Certified by Oeko-Tex. Doing the right thing, no performance required.
The perfect retirement gift. For the woman who's finally free — and wants everyone to know it.
Designed for women who know that retirement isn't the end of something — it's the beginning of everything.
The Small Print:
Heather colours: 35% cotton, 65% polyester
Sport Grey & Antique colours: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
