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£28.99
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Washing Instructions
HOW TO NOT RUIN THE BEST SHIRT YOU OWN
You've survived hormones, hot flushes, and people asking if you're "okay." You can definitely handle laundry instructions.
Washing:
Cold water only — max 30°C / 90°F. You're already running hot. The shirt doesn't need to join you.
Wash with similar colours. This isn't the time for mixing. You've earned the right to surround yourself with your own kind.
Turn it inside out. Protect that graphic like you protect your last good night's sleep — fiercely and without compromise.
No bleach. Ever. You're fading on your own schedule, thank you very much.
Drying:
Tumble dry on low heat. One of you is already running at 400 degrees. The shirt deserves better.
Remove promptly to avoid wrinkles. On the shirt, obviously. The ones on your face have earned their place and are staying.
Ironing:
Low heat only — steam or dry, your call. Much like a difficult conversation, apply gentle pressure and don't linger too long.
Don't iron directly on the graphic. Turn it inside out or use a pressing cloth. You've ironed out enough in life. Give yourself a break.
The Non-Negotiables:
No dry cleaning. This shirt is low-maintenance. Surround yourself with more things like it.
No fabric softener — the shirt doesn't need it, and frankly neither do you. Perfectly rough around the edges is a vibe.
And even then, it depends who it is and how tired we are.
Let's be honest — the only running happening here is running out of patience, running late, and running on caffeine. This tee gets it. No judgement, no lycra required, just a very relatable statement in seriously comfortable cotton.
Why You'll Love It
Soft, breathable 100% cotton — because comfort is non-negotiable, especially when you're not running anywhere
Classic crew neck with a relaxed, regular fit that works for every body
Bold graphic print that'll have everyone within reading distance nodding in solidarity
Available in Navy, Purple, Red, Royal, Black, and Graphite Heather — pick your shade, skip the sprint
The Perfect Gift
Know someone whose idea of cardio is walking to the fridge with purpose? This tee is the gift that says "I see you, I get it, and I'm not running either." Pair it with a good excuse and absolutely no guilt.
